Saturday, October 11, 2008

Mugabe Tapped in McCain Campaign

Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has been hired by the McCain campaign to assist in bringing American hearts and minds to the Republican candidate. The African leader "has been remarkably successful at winning elections in the face of public opposition" said a McCain staffer who declined to be named. Fox News analyst Karl Rove praised the move saying "If I was running, he would be the first one on my campaign team". Although Mugabe has been criticized in the past for his unorthodox campaigning techniques, "he knows how to get the job done" said Rove.
Mugabe staffer hard at work


disfunk said...

Funny Seth. McCain is running out of options so this looks promising. It seems to be working well in Zimbabwe, but not so much for the people of Zimbabwe. I think I have told you about Carrie ties to Zimbabwe (besides being the place where her sister passed away) so I get to hear about the problems there from folks first hand. That Mugabe, what will he do next??

Dokdo Is Ours said...

Haw haw haw haw.

This was really funny.

I linked you at my page.

Otto Silver said...

Now all he needs to do is turn the USA in to a illiterate, superstitious an starving country where people believe there are little light that check your vote so that your children will be killed of you don't vote for ZANOPF.

While he is at it he should disown black people and blame some African country for everything that goes wrong.